Funbassador program. How fun are you?

Do you like fun? Do you like us? Do you get us? Well if you answered a long and leisurely (yet emphatic) yessss to all three of those questions, then you might just become a part of the Funbassador Family. We get many emails a day asking about being sponsored by Why Not Apparel Inc. What we look for in a Funbassador is someone who can go out and represent us in our most leisurely light. You don't have to be a traditional athlete to apply, though we are non-discriminatory so you are welcome too.

Are you really good at being casually awesome? Do you think that a pants optional lifestyle is the right choice? Do you think that your canned or bottled beverage looks just a bit naked when not in a Chuggie and sort of feel awkward when you see a nude can? Well, we do. And if you want to be a part of a family that doesn't expect you to do dishes, laundry, have obligatory family meals when at least one person ends up in tears, then join us, won't you?