Chuggie contest time.

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So you want to win a 6 pack of chuggies, do you? DO YOU? Well of course you do, why wouldn't you? They're absurd and functional. So your challenge, you seekers of glory, is as follows:

In the comments section. You have 140 characters to tell us why you should win a 6 pack. We'll pick a winner at 5pm tomorrow, February 9th. Your victory will resonate throughout all of the interwebs and your name will live on in the long history of Why Not Apparel Inc. After all, why not?

Go wild. 140 characters. Hop to it!

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38 Comments

  • that was beautiful. Vastly over the 140 character but sheer poetry. Something tells me you are going to be fun in our contests.

    Kim on
  • WHAT THE FUGGIE~~~!!!!!!!

    THESE THUGGIE SHITS ARE FUUUGGGGGLLLYYYYY !!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! GROWN ASS PEOPLE WEARING SWEATSHIRTS THAT LOOK LIKE DRESSES!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND?? HOW DO YOU RUN FROM THE COPS??? IF UR A THUGGIE? CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! FUCKING LAMMMMMMMEEEEE ASSSSS PPPEEEOPPPPLLLEEE………………

    XXLOSANGELES323XX on
  • well as i was saying when i saw that dolphin shoot through my wall all i had to do was kill it with a unicorn’s horn so i wrapped it in a chuggie and threw it at it and it died but the chuggie dissapeared….. so i need some new ones.

    Nico Westphalen on
  • I want the 6 chuggies because i don’t want to pay for them

    Mike Hughes on
  • The Thuggie is like a portable Dutch Oven you can walk around in all day, where to a bar and snuggle up with at night.

    Beans on
  • Whew! James and Devon, you’ve definitely got me beat. Now it all comes down to when the winner is chosen. Either of you can win!

    Danny Boy on
  • Chuggie my Thuggie
    A haiku for a Chuggie
    Flows with my Thuggie

    Darrell K on
  • Chuggies are an addiction – a substance so good, it’s bad. Thugs who have committed to the religion of ironic clothing may force themselves to wear the standard garb, but all cave to the call of those beautiful, visually stunning combinations of colours, fabrics and deep canadian roots embedded in a Chuggie. Thug’s that are chugged up are a powerful thing, so powerful that no other beverage other than that of canadian brew can be inserted in them.

    The taste canadian lager and the smell of freshly delivered Chuggie-fabric meanders through the Canadian homesteads of cold winters and proud athletes; as it does at most gatherings of the ironic garb. But this is different. In Vancouver, British Columbia, surrounded by the standard length garb wearers of the Coastal Range, I am standing amongst hordes of the norm. Corralled toward the various peaks of the city, I’m immersed in my Thuggie, but with no Chuggie in hand! There is no thirst quenching advantage – just my incredibly unique Lumberjack-Thug appearance. Who is a lumberjack without a beer and what is a Thuggie without a Chuggie? So I ask, Why Not? Why Not help a fellow thug out?

    Bmord on
  • You might lose yourself in a Thuggie, but you know you’ll lose yourself with a Chuggie.

    Alpentalic on
  • I need to keep my brews cold while I chase unicorns. Help a sister out!

    Stina on

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