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Chuggie contest time.


So you want to win a 6 pack of chuggies, do you? DO YOU? Well of course you do, why wouldn't you? They're absurd and functional. So your challenge, you seekers of glory, is as follows:

In the comments section. You have 140 characters to tell us why you should win a 6 pack. We'll pick a winner at 5pm tomorrow, February 9th. Your victory will resonate throughout all of the interwebs and your name will live on in the long history of Why Not Apparel Inc. After all, why not?

Go wild. 140 characters. Hop to it!


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Kim
Kim

February 11, 2011

that was beautiful. Vastly over the 140 character but sheer poetry. Something tells me you are going to be fun in our contests.

XXLOSANGELES323XX
XXLOSANGELES323XX

February 16, 2011

WHAT THE FUGGIE~~~!!!!!!!

THESE THUGGIE SHITS ARE FUUUGGGGGLLLYYYYY !!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! GROWN ASS PEOPLE WEARING SWEATSHIRTS THAT LOOK LIKE DRESSES!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND?? HOW DO YOU RUN FROM THE COPS??? IF UR A THUGGIE? CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! FUCKING LAMMMMMMMEEEEE ASSSSS PPPEEEOPPPPLLLEEE………………

Nico Westphalen
Nico Westphalen

February 10, 2011

well as i was saying when i saw that dolphin shoot through my wall all i had to do was kill it with a unicorn’s horn so i wrapped it in a chuggie and threw it at it and it died but the chuggie dissapeared….. so i need some new ones.

Mike Hughes
Mike Hughes

February 10, 2011

I want the 6 chuggies because i don’t want to pay for them

Beans
Beans

February 10, 2011

The Thuggie is like a portable Dutch Oven you can walk around in all day, where to a bar and snuggle up with at night.

Danny Boy
Danny Boy

February 10, 2011

Whew! James and Devon, you’ve definitely got me beat. Now it all comes down to when the winner is chosen. Either of you can win!

Darrell K
Darrell K

February 09, 2011

Chuggie my Thuggie
A haiku for a Chuggie
Flows with my Thuggie

Bmord
Bmord

February 09, 2011

Chuggies are an addiction – a substance so good, it’s bad. Thugs who have committed to the religion of ironic clothing may force themselves to wear the standard garb, but all cave to the call of those beautiful, visually stunning combinations of colours, fabrics and deep canadian roots embedded in a Chuggie. Thug’s that are chugged up are a powerful thing, so powerful that no other beverage other than that of canadian brew can be inserted in them.

The taste canadian lager and the smell of freshly delivered Chuggie-fabric meanders through the Canadian homesteads of cold winters and proud athletes; as it does at most gatherings of the ironic garb. But this is different. In Vancouver, British Columbia, surrounded by the standard length garb wearers of the Coastal Range, I am standing amongst hordes of the norm. Corralled toward the various peaks of the city, I’m immersed in my Thuggie, but with no Chuggie in hand! There is no thirst quenching advantage – just my incredibly unique Lumberjack-Thug appearance. Who is a lumberjack without a beer and what is a Thuggie without a Chuggie? So I ask, Why Not? Why Not help a fellow thug out?

Alpentalic
Alpentalic

February 10, 2011

You might lose yourself in a Thuggie, but you know you’ll lose yourself with a Chuggie.

Stina
Stina

February 09, 2011

I need to keep my brews cold while I chase unicorns. Help a sister out!

Rick Saake
Rick Saake

February 09, 2011

A Chuggie Hiku

Bright Colored Chuggie
Looking to cover a tall can
Oh, so stylin’

Rollergirlru12
Rollergirlru12

February 09, 2011

I don’t just want the six pack I need the six pack and this is why, I live in a place where all the ladies get together once a week for drinks; we sit out on the patio all year, yes all year because we can rarely get away from the kids. A couple of us have arthritis and our hands are cold all the time; not fun with my gimpy hands. So I would love to share them with the “Laydees In the Hood”, because that’s what friends are for….true story

Dakota Koop
Dakota Koop

February 09, 2011

Dr. Carter suggested that the only cure to my ‘lack-of-swagga’ was a six-packa-chuggies with’a six-cups-a-Jager. Save me.

Kim
Kim

February 09, 2011

it is KIM writing these posts! Don’t curse at me, young man. It hurts my soft, cotton swathed heart.

Amiel Carriier
Amiel Carriier

February 09, 2011

I deserve a 6 pack of chuggies because when im chillen with my boys after a long day of snowboarding in our thuggies we need to have our beers looking mighty fine also! and how am i supposed to go party in my thuggie when my beer is sitting there naked, with no swag? i need these chuggies so that my beer looks as thug as i do when we party hard together!

Starving Bill
Starving Bill

February 09, 2011

As a starving university student, I am constantly forced to prioritize payments of things, food beer and electric. Well… Apparently my payment for electricity was a tad late. This caused my fridge to cease it’s cooling. With a brand new six pack of Hoegaarden (it is no wonder I have no money) in my, now broken fridge I was forced to consume all the beer at once. Now I am broke and have no beer :( a six-pack of chuggies would have surely saved they day! Perhaps next time I will be prepared…
Luckily this is a theoretical problem. All my beer is nicely refrigerated until my hands touch it, that is the real reason I need some chuggies.

Tyler H.
Tyler H.

February 09, 2011

If I had a chuggie 6-pack my beer would get laid as much as I do in my Thuggie

Michael Freeze
Michael Freeze

February 08, 2011

Why should I win a 6 pack of Chuggies? The Thuggie is the most comfortable thing you’ll ever wear. If that is a fact then why should my glasses not recieve this same level of comfort.

Yo_33_
Yo_33_

February 08, 2011

its my fuckin birthday brian ya idiot.

soph
soph

February 09, 2011

Now that my second shipment of Granville Island Brew has arrived, I will need some Chuggies to properly suit up these GIB’s, so I can showcase Vancouver’s two most pride and joys while in Toronto – stylish beer in stylish gear!

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February 09, 2011

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Danny Boy
Danny Boy

February 08, 2011

I suffer from warmbeeritis. Warning: Chuggies may lead to cold beverages and a great time, every time.

Devon Mehle
Devon Mehle

February 08, 2011

I fought and defeated a bear once. It had 8 legs, and looked like an octopus but I swear it was a bear… and now I’m thirsty.

Kim A
Kim A

February 08, 2011

I deserve to win a 6 pack of chuggies because I have 6 beer in my fridge that agree that pants are overrated.

Dakota Edt Crow
Dakota Edt Crow

February 08, 2011

I love thuggies. I’ve told my friends and some of them are considering buying thuggies. Out drinks get warm too fast. :)

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